“I have no idea where I went wrong. My formula was flawless,” said Fast Horse intern and C+ math student Evan Taylor, who relied on a fortune cookie for his numbers.

We were so certain in our numbers that we all left the office a little early last night. Most of our staff went “out of town.”

No one wrote anything for the Idea Peepshow today.

But somehow our path to riches hit a roadblock. So we’re back in the salt mine today. Sadly, Idea Peepshow will live on.