When’s the last time you had some Zotz? Bottle Caps? Pop Rocks or Razzles?

It’s a long story, but suffice to say that in the course of looking for some information on the Smith Brothers cough drop guys (Trade and Mark), I ran across OldTimeCandy.com. It’s run by a company out of Ohio that proclaims its mission is “to provide childhood candy memories in such a way that it glorifies God and His plan for our lives.”

The Lord does work in mysterious ways. But whether these treats come from heaven above or are devilish temptations from Old Scratch, I’ve got a wife with a sweet tooth and a birthday coming up. And I think she’s in need of a Sugar Daddy and some nice wax lips.

P.S. For those of you who didn’t get the Smith Brothers reference, have you ever looked at their label?